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hey you reached Doug, sorry for not answering the call
leave me your number i will get back to you
Hi you reached doctor ...... voice mail -please leave a message
Hey this is phil -Please leave a message
Well do me a favour..... dont text me
Anything?
Everybody have their phones off
Well, There has to be an explanation
Sweety its vegas,there is no time limit for casinos There is no windows, there is no clocks
He is probably on a heater and you never walk away from a table when you are on a heater
You do if you are getting married
Tracy, its Phil
where the hell you guys have been I'm freaking out
ok listen -We fuck'd up
What the hell are are you talking
Well the bacheloer party last night, things got out of control and we lost doug
What? you are saying now! We are getting married in 5 hours
yah thats not gonna happen
It is okay Alan, he will only take your measurements.
He starts to get near the center wrote.
All clear. You can change now.
Thanks Floyd. Thank you very much.
Okay buddy, we should be moving now.
You know Doug, I thought ....
If you want to go to Vegas without me it is perfectly okay with me.
What are you talking about?
You know, Phil and Stu, they are your friends and it's your bachelor party.
Come on Alan the two love you.
But I do not want you to have hold back for your wife's brother is there.
So it is not ....
It is not so, as I have already told Alan.
Okay? We just spend the night in Vegas
It is no big deal.
By the way, you not only my wife's brother, you are my brother now.
I just want you to know that I'm fellow passengers. Whatever happens tonight -
- I will never, never, never speak a word of it.
Okay. I understand, thank you. But I do not think ...
Seriously, I care not what happens. I do not care even if you kill someone.
What?
You heard what I said. Sin city.
Hotels souls.
Okay. Sure, you are right.
- Thanks - No, I will thank you.
I love you so much.
No, Sid.
- Really? - Come on, we are family now.
Are you sure? I mean: You love this car.
Oh it's just a car.
Be sure to lubricate the tires when you get so that no sand stuck.
Absolutely. It's easy.
And do not let Alan run for there is something wrong with him
I understand.
Not even Phil .. I do not like him.
I'm the only one who drives the car, I promise.
Good! Remember: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Apart from herpes, the shit will back to you.
Wait, wait. I still need to some of your permit and $ 90 for -
study visit to Griffith Observatoriumet next weekend.
Pay now or miss your life experience, fellas.
You are okay, you have paid. Thank you very much.
Thank you Thank you, Bobby. Great.
You had to park so close?
Yes, what is it?
I should not be here.
Why not, Alan?
I may not be closer schools than 200m.
What?
Or Chucky Cheese.
Hello, mr. Wenneck? - It's weekend now Nick, I do not know you and you do not exist.
Nice car. I drive.
Not a chance. Watch out! Get t ...
- Watch the leather. - Shut up and running before all the --
-nerds start asking a lot of questions.
Who is this? It is Alan, Tracy's brother.
- We have met the type four times. - Right .. How is the situation?
Do not forget hairspray. (?) Hairspray, check.
Do not forget to use it too. I look that the hair is thinner when not in use.
Using lacquer, check.
Come on, remember to call me when you're there. Like that time when you were on the conference
-In Phoenix. Where you waited for two hours before you called me. It was only because I was the main speaker and came late.
Still .. You are right. I'm sorry.
What is it? I do not know.
I know you will go to strip clubs when you are there.
We are going to Napa Valley. I do not think they have strip clubs there.
I am sure Phil will find one on there is any.
It will not be like that. By the way do you know how I feel for such places
I know, I know. You know how it is with guys and their sven sixes.
It is so disgusting. You are right, it is disgusting.
Not to mention that it is pathetic. Those places are dirty.
And the worst thing is that that little girl by rubbing and dry Jucker on stage --
- Is someone's daughter. I would just say it.
I wish your friends were as mature than you are.
They are actually ripe. You just have to learn know them better.
I am looking for Dr. Fagot.
Doctor Gay.
I should go. It was a good idea, Dr. Fagot.
Come on, just to the barstool. All run on us.
Absolutely not. I promised Sid that no other than I had run.
By the way, so you drink. What? Are you a cop now?
Come on. You know that I run great when I'm drunk.
It is quite right. Phil has always been our full designated drivers.
Can you explain to them, Alan? Guys, Dad love this -
car more than me, so yes ...
Never mind. I left my wife and children home to hang with you -
boys to Las Vegas. Do you know how difficult it was or?
It was very kind of you, Phil.
Hey, I was sarcastic. I hate my life. I may not go back.
I may stay in Vegas. So we go again ...
You know what, Doug? You should enjoy the soon start to die a little each day.
Right. That is why I have succeeded be single all this time.
Really. Is that why you are single? - Yes.
Cool. Good to know.
Is it free on your side, Alan? Yes, it is.
My God. It was cruel.
That was not cruel. What is wrong with you?
That was crazy. We almost died. You should have seen your min. Classic!
That was fun. That was not funny.
You have a nice ride there. Don 't touch it.
Look not even on it. Keep moving. Go away. You heard me.
Do not look at me either.
That's right, keep going.
He is actually pretty funny. Yes, he means well.
Does he have any horses in the field? So mentally? I think so, he is just different.
A little weird. I think we should be worried? - No.
Tracy mentioned that we should not let him play or drink too much.
Jesus, he is an evil dwarf. One that need instructions and shit.
And a water. Everything good with Melissa?
Oh yes. I said that we were two hours outside vinlandet and she bought it.
Do not you find it odd that you have been together for three years and need --
-still lying about going to Las Vegas. Yes, I think so. But trust me --
- It is not worth a fraction. Okay, so you can not go to Vegas, but she can -
fuck a piccolo on a cruise? First and foremost, it was a bartender -
- And then she was really full. And if you need to know that he never -
-in her. And you believe it?
Yes, I do because she is disgusted by semen.
It says here that it will work in teams. Who wants to be my scout?
I do not think you play too much tonight, Alan.
Play? It is not a game when you know that it will win.
Counting cards is a secure system. It is also illegal.
It is not illegal. It is wrong just as to WAG on an airplane.
I am quite sure that it is also illegal.
Anyway, you have to be super smart to be able to count cards.
Really? Maybe we should say it to Rinman who made a casino bust.
And he is retarded. What? - He was retarded.
It is retarded.
Hello and welcome to Caesars Palace. Checks you in?
Yes, we have a reservation under Dr. Price. Wait and I'll check it out for you.
Doctor Price? Stu, you are a dentist.
Try not to exaggerate. It is not exaggeration if it is true.
He is a dentist, do not be excited for. And if someone has a heart attack -
-you should still call 112. We will surely do.
Can I ask a question? Do you know if the hotel accepts pagers?
What do you mean? I get no signal on my beeper.
I am not sure. Do you have any payphones? You know business ..
So you get a tvårums apartment on the twelfth floor. Is it okay? It will be perfect.
I wonder if in fact there are some suites available? Phil, we will not even be in the room?
There is no problem to share a bed, it is only one night.
If we are sharing a room, I share with Phil.
Is it okay with you? No it's not okay for me.
Guys, we do not share beds. We are not twelve years.
Lisa and I apologize. How much is the suite?
We only have one suite available and the cost $ 4200 for a night.
Is it cruel? Yes, really cruel.
We take it. Give me your credit card.
I can not give you my credit card. We share it.
Are you crazy? No, this offers us on.
You do not understand. Melissa watching my outlet. We only need to register a short -
- We will not charge it until you checking out. You may decide you then.
Perfect! Thanks Lisa. We take it tomorrow.
Okay. Can I ask you another question?
Sure. You get enough on this issue often.
This is not real Caesars Palace, right? What do you mean?
Caesar lived here? No.
I thought not.
Damn. This is what I call Vegas.
My God. This place is huge.
Now it is the turn. Is everything a suite?
Thank you very much guys. Or should I say, thank you style.
Please. It is only because I love you.
Okay girls. Select a room and dress for you. Be ready for 30 minutes.
I wish you could see this place. For you of all people would love it.
It is so charming.
There are no televisions, no phones. They have only old antique radios in all rooms.
What else? We met the owner. What his name?
Caesar Palach. Like the salad. I must go, we are at a wine tasting.
Wait. I love you. Bye.
I will not even say anything it is too embarrassing.
Where is Alan? He went down, he had to get --
some stuff. Good, because I have something to show you.
What the hell is that? What do you think it is?
What I think it is? I think it is a big fucking mistake.
I will free to Melissa at your wedding. After the ceremony.
Congratulations Stu. Thanks Doug.
This is a beautiful ring. It is my grandmother's ring, she did --
- Through the Holocaust with that. It is genuine.
I do not understand. Have you never listened something I said?
We have been dating for three years, it is time now. That is how it works.
In the first, that's bullshit. In the second, she is a bitch.
Hey, it is his fiancee. It is true, you know.
She hits him. It has only happened twice.
And I deserved it. She has great desire and I respect.
He denied. To not mention that she fucked a sailor.
Hey, he was not a seaman. He was a bartender on a cruise.
You know that. Guys, I stand here. I hear everything you say.
Hey guys. Ready to unleash the dogs? Do what?
Unleash the dogs, you know?
Who brought this guy? Yes, Alan, we are ready to unleash the dogs.
Hey, congratulations. Thank you very much.
You do not intend to wear it there, right? Wear what?
The Purse. Will you really wear that?
Or are you guys trick me? It is actually here, I have all my stuff.
I receive a lot of compliments on this. And it's not a handbag but a shoulder bag (?)
Indiana Jones has a like. It makes (George Bayheart) (?)
Are you going up or guys? Yes, it will be perfect.
Shall we go up?
I simply say that it is highlighted. It may not be up here.
Come on, Stu. We pay for a suite. We can do whatever the hell we want.
Set up the door. Come on guys, up here.
How did you find this place? Do not worry about it.
Look at the view from here. Are you happy now?
Are you kidding? How are you Alan?
Good. What have you there, Alan?
Oh little Jägermeister. Good idea. On the roof.
This is good, I would like utbringa bowl.
For Doug and Tracy. Let this be a minor obstacle in an otherwise -
-long and happy marriage. Cheers!
Just like college. Okay, I would like to talk about something.
I would like ... I would like to say something.
As I have prepared. Tonight.
Hey. How about the trip here?
I understand why they call it sins city. Haha.
You guys might not know this. But I see myself as a maverick.
I see myself as a single pack of wolves. But when my sister won the Doug knew --
-I know he was one of my own. And my pack of wolves grew by one.
So it was two of us in the flock. I was alone first but then Doug came in later.
And six months ago. When Doug introduced me to you, I felt -
-wait, can it be? And now I know certainly.
That I put two guys to my pack of wolves.
Four wolves will run around in the deserts outside Las Vegas together.
To look for strippers and cocaine. So tonight I utbringar a bowl.
What have you there? My God. What are you doing?
What is that thing? Blood Brothers.
Why? No, Alan, do not.
To do that he stops. Alan, we will not cut us.
Give me the knife. Slow. Thank you very much.
Are you okay? Need a doctor?
He is okay. Are you sure?
Yes, I'm okay. Alan got here buddy.
Come in here scarcely be called.
Okay, for one night four will never forget.
Check you. Oh, way up a pair of trousers.
Phil does not go in the bathroom. Alan, calm down.
Phil, it's a tiger in the bathroom. What is happening?
It is a jungle cat in the bathroom. Okay, I go and check.
Be careful. Do not go into.
Holy shit. He is not kidding. It is a tiger in there.
No it is not. Yes, it is huge.
Are you okay, buddy? No, I have that kind of pain right now.
My God. Look at this place. I know Phil, they have my credit card -
- Down there. I am so fucked. How did the tiger to the bathroom? It almost killed me.
Hey, buddy. Can you bring with you a couple pants? It feels strange to have to ask twice.
What the hell happened last night? Do you hear Phil, I do not have a tooth?
My God. It is gone.
Okay calm down. We feel good, everything is fine. Alan, go and wake up Doug.
We must get us some coffee. And let 's go before the maid comes.
What should I say to Melissa? I've lost a tooth but have no idea how.
You scare me. I have the headache. Calm down.
How should I calm myself? Look around you.
Do you guys. He is not there.
Have you checked all the rooms? Yes, I checked everywhere. Even with -
- His mattress is gone. Never mind. He went safely to the pool --
-to eat something. I call him on the mobile.
I look like a northern farmer.
Hello? Alan.
Hello. It's Phil
Oh hi Phil. This is Doug telephone. It is Doug telephone.
What the hell is that?
Whose baby is it? Alan are you sure you do not -
-saw no more in the suite? Yes, I checked all the rooms. There is nobody here.
Check out his necklace or something.
Stu, we do not have time for this. We go and eat now. And get with the baby later.
Phil, we do not leave a baby in the room. It is a fucking tiger in the bathroom.
It is not our baby. I agree with Stu on this occasion.
Okay. We take with him. Do you and find a pair of trousers.
Why can not we remember anything from yesterday evening?
Because we were so fucking funny. Why can you not stop to worry about --
-for once? Be proud of yourself.
Oh so cute he is. What is his name?
Ben. Carlos. Carlos?
Do you hear Phil. Check.
He jobs his little snip. Stay together.
Not at the table Carlos.
I checked everywhere. Gym, casino, hotel and no one has seen Doug.
He is okay. He is a grown man. Seriously Stu, you have to calm down. Have some juice.
Okay. We have to check it out here.
What is the last thing you remember yesterday? We were the first on the roof and drank Jäger.
Then we to dinner at Palms. Or? Exactly.
I remember playing dice at the Hard Rock. And I think Doug was there.
That sounds good. I am sure of that. You know what guys? I remember not even dinner.
I know. I have never been this hung. After Hard Rock, decked me. It is just completely blank.
We have until ten o'clock. So it gives us twelve hours in which we lost him.
What is this? My God. It is my tooth.
Why do you have it? What do you have more in your pocket?
This is a good thing. Check your pockets.
Do you have any? I have a receipt from the Bellagio.
Kl. 23.05 for $ 800. I am so fucking fucked. I have a car receipt from Caesars. We arrived at. 05.15.
My God. We drove last night? Fill Run. Classical.
What do you have on your arm?
Phil you were in hospital last night. Apparently.
Are you okay? Yes, Alan, I feel good.
What is going on here? Stu, this is good. We have a clue now.
Can you hear Stu. Check it out here.
Have you ever seen a baby do this? Alan, that's not cool.
Are you qualified to take care of that child? What are you talking about?
I found a child before. Do you have a child before?
Yes. Where?
Coffee Bean.
Wait. What? Do you hear Phil. I do not think that Doug -
- Want us to take the Mercedes. Take it easy. We should be careful.
It is just that Dad is crazy in that the car and let Doug borrow it.
Alan. We may have more problems. Doug can be in hospital and be damaged. Okay?
Worry about the car later. Okay? Do you guys. Look at that.
Is it mattress from Doug place? What the hell.
Hey. What is going on? Some idiot threw his bed -
- Through the window last night. Really?
Yes, some can not handle Vegas.
It will be all right, Stu.
How we managed to do that?
Here, you, officers. My God.
Okay, play with. Do not say a word. We just jump in and go. Come on.
Has any peanuts? No.
I give up drinking when we get back. Thank you.
My God. You hit just to the baby.
Are my glasses right? Your glasses are good, fool.
This is so illegal. Can not you see the fun in anything?
We are stuck in traffic jams with a stolen police car and have lost children in the back seat.
Which part is funny? I think the police car's part is pretty cool.
Thank you, Alan. It is cool. Doug would have loved it.
Come on. Check this out.
Oh no, Phil, let be. Take it easy.
You draw us more attention. Attention! Move on you.
I repeat. Move on you. Remain. I want to go out of the car.
Excuse the wife in the dress you have a wonderful shelf.
I should have been a fucking police.
Listen. You came in here with a slight concussion and bruising on the ribs.
But none of you could say what had happened.
Do you remember how many we were? I think it was you guys, definitely not a baby.
And a kid to. It is our guy, he was okay?
Yes, he was okay. He was just completely gone. All of you were there.
Come forward and turn around.
And cough. Cough. Cough. Barely.
Okay. Good job. Okay, Felix, you can put on your coat again.
Sick Sister will come in here a few minutes. See you after the weekend.
Thank you, Doctor.
Guys, I gotta go. I'm sorry but I have an operation on the fourth floor.
I understand but we need a few more minutes of your time.
Yes, put it in your pocket. I do not want to omsterilisera.
Join me.
Okay, like this was it. Patient Phil Wenneck. Come in at 02.45.
Mild concussion as I said. A little bruising, fairly standard.
Is it okay if I watch? I am also a doctor.
Yes, you said it several times yesterday. But you are really only a dentist.
Okay this is interesting. Blood test came in this morning.
You had large quantities of Rohypnol in your blood. What?
Rohypnol? Roofies? Known as the rape drug?
So you mean that I was raped last night? Actually ....
I think not. But someone drugged you. No wonder that you do not remember anything.
None of us remember anything from yesterday, Doctor. Do you remember?
Like, how can anyone have drugging all of us? I would not worry about the guys.
It is absent from the system now. So you are okay. Wait doctor. Was it something else --
- For example, what we talked about or where we were going? Actually, it was something.
You talked about a wedding. Really? Our friend Doug will be married tomorrow.
You know what? I want my dog ring. No, calm down. You talked about a wedding --
- You just came from. For the "Best Little Chapel". You said how sick the wedding was.
And was totally crazy for it. I hope it helped. I really must go now.
Okay, so this "Best Little Chapel". Vet you where it is? - Yes
It is in the corner Get a map and Get out of here. I am a doctor --
- Not a tourist guide. You may figure out it themselves. Okay? You are big boys now.
What do we do with the child? Leave him in the car. We will only be in five minutes.
We can not leave a child in the car. He can do. I opened the box a little.
What happens if they do not recognize us? There will we find out.
Excuse us. Look at them here guys, what happened?
Missing you Eddie? Do you want more from me?
How are you mate? Look at this guy, you're crazy.
What about boys? Let me tell you something.
I have known some sick people in my life but this guy is the sickest.
This guy? Yes, he is totally fucking crazy.
I thought he would eat my dick. What happened? No love for Eddie?
No, it is not. Eddie. We only have difficulty to remember what happened last night.
Was it a wedding here or what? Fixing your wedding here?
You are so fucking funny. Eddie, we were obviously here yesterday. We look for -
-our friend, Doug. Was he here yesterday? Yes, the little guy who looked like a monkey?
Yes, exactly. Did you see him? Yes, of course.
Can you possibly tell me what happened last night? Will you not remember anything?
Happy birthday, Stu. You have married you. This can not happen right now.
My God.
You look seriously happy here. My life is over.
Stu, like this shit happens. Melissa will not know anything.
It never happened. Okay? What is all this?
It is Lyxpaketet. It is what you ordered. You may mugs and hats, and a calendar -
- With Stu and Jade. Jade is her name?
Yes, she is beautiful. She is pure, solid body and beautiful breasts. But it is just to -
- She has had a baby. It explains the baby.
Carlos. Carlos. Eddie, it was a big mistake yesterday.
We need to get this marriage annulled as quickly as possible. Do you like that?
Of course I do. It hurts the heart and makes me sad. But you get a good price.
I can not do it with just him, I must have the girl also. I need both.
There is no problem, it's great. Is not that great, Stu?
Come on buddy. She knows enough was Doug is.
Fantastic. Okay, we need her address.
She must have filled out some papers. Of course.
Hey what is wrong with you? Go get papprena. I spend my -
life's waiting for you. Come on.
Hey Phil. What happens to my dad's car? I am sure that Doug has it.
We get it back. I think we should burn down the police car --
- With all the shit in it. Burn it?
Who are you? I do not know Phil. Apparently, one that --
-marry total strangers. This whole situation is for shit.
These mugs, this hat, this car. They are evidence of a night that never happened.
That is why we are going to burn up all this. Wait. I am a teacher and a family -
-specific, I have secrets, but I am not going to burn a police car.
Okay, then I will. Can I help?
Yes, please. Is it Doug?
No, it's Melissa. Please do not reply.
I have to, she called twice already. Hi honey. How is the situation?
There you are. This is the third time I will call you.
I know. However, the coverage here is jättedålig. I think it is all sequoia trees --
- That block the signals. So how was it yesterday?
It was really funny actually. It was quiet and nice. It sounds nice.
We are in all sorts of ?...................? It would be so cool if I could breastfeed.
Hey listen.
We will just go for a traktortur. So I might have to add on now.
A traktortur? It is so beautiful.
Come out of the car. Who was it?
They just started the tractor. I think the bacteria.
Where the hell is he? Take it easy. I think we're looking for the same guy.
What the hell? What the hell, Stu?
Is it a baby? Why would it be a baby?
We are in the country. It is a goat. Where is he?
I do not know what you are talking about. Sir, can you please start the tractor so -
- That we are going from here? I try but we are damn blocked.
My God, what is happening? Hey, it's a baby in the car.
Someone said baby. Get out of the car.
It is a getbebis. Why are you doing up outside my canopy?
Go away. Get out of the car for the hell.
He has a gun. Are you kidding or what? I see he has a gun.
I need to call back to you. Bye.
Damn. He shot Eddie.
That was totally sick. Who were those guys?
We will make do. What the hell is happening?
I have no idea.
Ignore it and let the answering machine take care of it?
It was a false laugh anyway.
It was Ted Danson, Magnus P.I and the where the Jewish actor.
Shut up, Alan. What room was it again?
825.
I found him. I call you back. Thank God. He is with his father.
I went crazy. I missed you, sweetie. And I missed you.
What the hell happened with you guys? Actually, we hope that you could tell us.
What do you mean? I woke up this morning. Went out to get coffee
- And when I came back you were gone. Why are you so quiet?
I am not silent. You are so cute.
I have to feed the Tyler. Did you hear that?
Baby's name was Tyler. I also thought that he looked like a Carlos.
Okay, what is going on? You behave you wonder.
Check. Jade, it was well? Very funny, Phil.
Like, Jade. You remember our friend Doug? Are you kidding? He was our man at the wedding.
Exactly. We can not find him and start worry.
My God. It is so typical Doug.
I will wipe him. Dad did it not on purpose.
What the hell, you must tighten up. Holy shit.
She is the shit, you should be proud. She was my grandmother's ring on it.
What? Ring me to give to Melissa.
Do you remember my grandmother's wedding ring from the Holocaust?
Damn. She has assumed the.
I did not think we gave them out rings during the Holocaust.
He is okay. Va good.
He is just a little hungry. Subject yesterday evening.
Do you remember the last time you saw Doug? I have not seen him since the wedding.
The wedding. Okay. What time was it?
It was around the clock one. Then I had to go back and finish my shift.
When I was finished I went over to the hotel with Tyler. Doug was there?
I did not see Doug. The room was completely destroyed. So I crept down next to Stu.
I have a question. You said that your case ended. Are you a nurse or --
- A blackjack donors? You know, I'm a stripper.
I am technically an escort. But stripping is a good way to meet customers.
Smart. Wise.
But that is history now that I am married with a doctor.
I am just a dentist.
Police, stay where you are. Silence the baby.
After we have taken the photograph, we take them here where it may wait for the interview --
- The arresting officer does. Trust me. You do not want to sit on these benches.
We call it Loses bench. Come with me.
Hey. Hey Tracy, it's Phil.
Hi Phil. Where are you guys? We are in the hotel's spa.
Good. We are in the sun. Doug is there?
Of course he is. Why would he not? I just wonder why you call me.
We were agreed that it could not talk with girlfriends. So we call each other.
Okay. What do you want? You will not believe this. We were offered en -
-extra night at the hotel. Did you?
Yes. It is cruel. We have room service and own valet. It is great.
We spend the night and coming back completely relaxed morning.
Would you like to stay an extra night? The wedding is tomorrow.
That is why we get up early tomorrow and get there in time.
Okay. Are you sure it is a good idea? I have to go but we heard later.
Come on. Spinning. Wait. You move on.
Sådärja.
Gentlemen. I have both good and bad news. Good is that we have found your Mercedes.
Wonderful. It's gone on bilförvaringen. We found it at 05.00 -
- Morning. Hold the middle of Las Vegas Boulevard. Yes, it's weird. There was also an -
-note that read, "I could not find a p-automatic, this is $ 4. "
The bad news is that we can not get er in front of a judge until Monday morning.
Officer, it is impossible. We must be in Los Angeles for a wedding tomorrow.
You stole a police car. We stole nothing. We found it.
If we get something, it ought to be REWARD. I see assholes as you every day. Every fucking day.
Come on we go to Las Vegas and will be full. We steal a police car because it is so fucking funny.
And you think you are going away. But it do you not do this. NOT HERE.
I guess the police where the car belongs to any of you? - Yes.
Exactly. I am not a cop, I'm no hero, I am a teacher.
But if one of my students went missing on a excursion would see trouble for me.
Where is this going? Yes, Phil, where are you getting?
Nobody wants to see the poor out. We need a wedding. You do not want people to talk --
- How few tourists borrowed your police car. The point is that we could make the agreement.
What do you say?
Can I ask a question? Have any of the gentlemen any heart problems?
No.
Okay, children. Today we will see a show. Of these volunteers, gentlemen to demonstrate --
- What a shock gun used on a suspect. What?
There are two ways of using a shock gun. Close and personal.
Or you can shoot from a distance. Now, we have some volunteers --
marksmen who want to come up and shoot?
How about you, young lady. Come on, baby.
Not you, fatty Jesus. Go back. You, baby.
It's easy. All you need to do is point, aim and shoot. Okay?
You want to do this. You can do this. Focusing only.
Do not listen to this guy. Let us consider again first.
End him.
Straight in the balls. It was wonderful.
Good job. Give her a hand. Good job.
We have a shot to. Someone who wants more shoot?
How about you?
The same instructions. Touch, aim and shoot.
There you go, it should look like. I like the intensity. As a TIGER'S-EYE.
Good, it will flow through 50,000 volts this man. Do not be afraid.
In the face. He is still evident.
Take it easy everyone. We have seen it before, you need to give them a little more.
There you go. Some of these big guys need two shocks.
So children who want to have their fingerprints made? - Come on, we will.
To hell with them there. Can you hear me. That was bullshit. I will tell you --
-for all that we stole a police car. They let us go, who cares?
I care. You can not do that. You can not just JOLT people to you --
- Think it is funny. It is police brutality.
I will buy a soda. Do you want anything? No.
He never shut up. Alan, is it okay?
I am just worried. What if something has happened to Doug. Something bad.
Come on, you can not think like that. What if he is dead?
I can not lose any more that is me close. It feels too much.
I was so upset when my grandfather died. How did he die?
The Second World War. Contrary?
No, he went skiing in Vermont. It was just during World War II.
Alan. Doug feels good. Why has he not called?
I do not know. But we should think about it. I'll tell you another thing.
I bet that the car is completely break the law.
Stu, come on. No, but seriously. How much do you bet --
that it is as broken that it does not recognize it?
Enough is enough. Alan is really worried. He is scared.
I'm sorry, Alan. You know what? - We are looking for in the car after -
-clues, and so, everything will be good.
I can not see this. I do not check.
Thank God. You see, everything will be okay.
Anything? I have a cigar.
I found a black shoe. Women's shoes?
I do not know. Whose is it?
It is a male, size 39. It is strange.
What is this? Slough? Oh, come on.
Yikes. This is a used condom, Alan. My God.
Get it out of the car. My God.
What the hell, guys?
We must stick together, boys. What was that?
It is in the trunk. Doug is in the trunk. Holy shit.
Open it.
I am with you. Are you going to fool me?
Nobody should deceive you. I hate Godzilla, I hate him too.
He destroys cities. Please. This is not your fault.
I got a pair of pants for you.
What the hell was that? I have internal injuries. Call 112.
Who was that guy? He was so mean.
I have something I must tell you.
Last night on the roof before we went out. Did I something in Jägermeister.
What? I'm sorry.
Did you us? No, I am not drugged.
I was told it was Ecstasy. Who told it was Ecstasy?
He I bought it from the liquor store. Why did you buy ecstasy to us?
I wanted you to have a fun evening. And I knew you would not have taken them otherwise.
It was just one tablet each. I used to take three per night.
But it was not ecstasy, Alan. It was roofies.
Do you think I knew it, Stu? The guy I bought from seemed sjyst.
I'm sorry. You mean that drug dealers in liquor store was not sjyst guy?
Calm down. You can calm down.
He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore.
How dare you? She is a nice girl. You are such a fucking idiot.
Your language is offensive. Fuck off.
Okay, take a deep breath. Seriously, this is a positive.
Now we know that it was not a stranger who drugged us, for God -
-know what reason. Yes.
You are right. Phil is clearly a positive thing. We feel much better now.
Here is something I want to remind you. Our best friend Doug is probably -
-in a ditch somewhere. While his corpse will be raped.
It is extremely unlikely. It is true.
This does not help. Now, we help to, we go back to -
hotel and I make some calls. Doug is probably back and sleep there.
Come on we go. Stu, a little help.
Shut up.
My God, are you okay? Sorry, Alan.
Wait guys. How do we do with the tiger? If he has smitit?
Damn, I forget the tiger all the time. How the hell did he in there?
I do not know because I do not remember. Silent Stu.
One of the side effects of Rohypnol is memory loss.
You are too stupid to insult. Thank you very much.
Come on.
We left the music on? No.
Make no sudden movements.
Who are you? No, who the hell are you?
Quiet, quiet.
Mike Tyson?
It is my favoritdel coming now.
Chorus, boys.
One more time guys.
Why did you do that? Tyson wants to know why his tiger is -
-in your bathroom. Wait, that was wholly unnecessary.
I am a big fan. When you knocked out Holmes.
Explain.
We were drugged last night and remembers nothing of what happened.
It is true. We got into all sorts of trouble last night --
- And now we can not find our friend, Doug. And if you want to kill me, please.
I do not care anymore. Stu, what are you talking about?
What? I do not care. Why would you steal his tiger?
We tend to do stupid things when we are full. I believe in you guys.
Wait, how did you find us? One of you lost his jacket. We found --
-the tiger cage morning. This is Doug.
Yes, Doug, we found his wallet and door keys in it.
It is our missing friend. I do not care.
Did you see him? I was asleep.
Like, he had been had not the here gone like this peaceful.
I had nitat he as Omar. Respect.
What happened to Omar? Do not worry for Omar, he is not -
- Stay with us longer. Okay, I know I ask for much.
But we could have come to your house and see if we find any clues?
Absolutely. How did you know that we would bring back the tiger else?
Excuse me? You took it here and you have to take him back.
What did you think? For 40 minutes.
Don 't make me come back to get him.
That was Mike Tyson. Are you kidding?
He has it still.
Are you okay? Gee, was he met?
It is not fair. It is stone, scissors and bag.
It is more fair. Alan, should do it.
Alan was beaten by Mike Tyson.
Why pepper your steak? Tigers do not like pepper.
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Phil, just do it. You should do it. I would, but you lost.
It would not be fair. Okay, I stopped five roofies in it.
Make sure he eats the whole.
Hell.
Hello kitty. It's okay, I have a sweet for you.
It is important that you eat this.
What do we do now? We are waiting.
By the way, we will die.
Watch out! That is his nose.
Hey, when will the next Haley's comet? Who cares?
You know, Stu? I do not think there are only about 60 years or something.
But it is not well tonight? No, I do not think so.
But you know, not sure? For my cousin Marcus who have seen said --
- It was amazing. So I want to to make sure I never miss it again.
How do you know if it will be during the wedding?
Stu, he cut me. You bleed.
Put your hands again and steering the car. I am too nervous.
Alan, we need you buddy. It is your turn to be in the limelight.
Well, it should look like. Keep it straight.
You are late. Well, we had to push the last mile.
Come inside. Mike has something he would like to view.
He is completely crazy. You must kill him.
When we came back we looked through security cameras.
Oh, this is Doug. Thank God he is alive.
It is our friend, Doug. It is he who is missing.
We are all best friends. Be careful, I do not have all night to me.
Of course.
It's me, I'm on TV. I have never been on TV before.
Really, Alan?
We flood the pool.
Maybe I should ... Should I wait outside?
I think it is a good idea. Yes.
Stir nothing out there either. You know what, we know him like that great.
Wait, where did you get that police car? We stole it from some stupid policemen.
Nice.
I just have to say. I have never seen such a beautiful and elegant animals.
My God. It is terrible. Who does this stuff?
Someone who has big problems, apparently. I am a sick man.
It was everything we had. This was very helpful.
Really, for now, we know that our friend Doug was with us at 03.30. Fully alive.
Thank you again, master. And again, we are sorry that we stole your tiger.
Do not worry about it. As you said, we are all stupid --
-things when we are full. I said that ...
You know what? Everyone says that Mike Tyson is one of TUFA, but I think he -
- Is a sweetheart. (?) I think he is evil.
I think it is time to call Tracy. Finally someone says something that makes sense.
We do not have much choice. Who knows, she may have heard from Doug.
That is what I have said all along.
We need to be completely honest and tell everything.
We must not tell everything. We can omit everything that I have married a whore --
- And just focus on Doug. What should I say to Dad about the car?
Alan, take it easy. It is just inside. I know a guy in LA who are great at that.
My God. Jeez.
Are you guys okay?
I recognize him. This is the guy from the trunk.
Come out of the car. Please.
Those are the guys who shot Eddie.
Take it easy.
I want my purse, assholes. Your purse?
It is not a handbag, it is a shaft bag.
It is a handbag! You have stolen from the wrong guy.
Wait a minute. We stole from you? You know what? We will not do
- Nothing of what happened last night. So, help a little here.
Apparently met you at a dice table last night. You had a good tug. (?)
He had just won $ 80,000. Really $ 80,000? It is good.
He noticed in his handbag. Then you took it and left.
It does not sound like us. I had $ 80,000 in it.
This is completely empty. Hey, it's candy where i.
Do not let the beard fool you, he is a child. It was funny because he is thick.
This is obviously a big misunderstanding. Alan, happened to take the wrong bag.
It is no big deal. If it is not a big thing, why was --
- He was screaming and throwing me in the trunk when I came after you.
Did I? Yes, he said that you were his turgubbe. (?)
And you wanted to take him home.
Turgubbe. It's fun.
Fuck off. If you want to see your friend again, get you up -
- My $ 80,000 Our what?
Wait, our friend? Have you Doug?
Doug?
Doug, it's okay.
What would you like? So it is not so good now, huh, shit boot?
We're sorry. But this we solve easily. Alan, where's his bag?
I do not know. It is safe in the hotel room.
We can download it now. Or do you know what, we can write a check directly.
Not a chance. Only cash. It is a person inside.
Boring. I want to sleep now. Come on.
You have kidnapped our friend.
Run over me.
Bring money to the Big Rock in Mojade desert tomorrow at sunrise.
What?
Take at least of the bag from his head. Hell!
I promise you guys. I checked after the morning before we went. It is not here.
Stu, how much do you have in your account? Maybe $ 10,000, maybe a little more. I thought --
-use it to the wedding. You are already married, so it is fixed.
By the way you want to get married with Melissa. She is the worst.
Doug said that she had had sex with a pilot or something.
It was a bartender on a cruise. What is wrong with you people?
Yikes, Alan did you just soffpizza? Yes.
What do we do? We are so fucked. Hey guys.
Did you find it? No. But check this out.
Bills in $ 10,000.
Hello, is these chairs included? No, please.
Come on, now we play black-jack.
Way to go. Shut up, bitches.
I will stay.
Fuck off.
Parts a couple of fives.
I do not even know you but I will tell you that it is stupid.
Hey, come on. He can not lose. He can not lose.
I believe that the guards watching him.
Are you okay? I am so fucked. I get so nervous when I play.
It is so bad. Wait a second. Take it easy.
This is my wife. Does it hurt? - Yes.
Is it okay? I do not know.
I think you're okay, let 's go.
I think she drank a little too much. Thanks, buddy. It is for you.
With all this, it is $ 82,400. Hell, I can not believe it.
Alan, you are king. It is you, Phil.
We should go back next week and clear the entire city.
I am free next week. Or we can focus on to get back Doug now.
Or you know what? Next week is not good for me.
Jonas Brothers are in town. But the weeks at any time after it is all right.
I think it's safe to say that our luck has turned, boys.
We are back. We are back to the hell.
We are back. We are back.
We will get Doug back. We are the three best friends anyone can have.
Now what? Give him the signal.
What signal? Flashing lights. Let him know that it is on.
What's on? Affair.
Obviously, it is on. We drove like 5 mil in the desert. He knows that it is on.
Just do something. Okay.
Check. Okay, here we go.
Fun fat guy fell down. Are you okay?
We have the money. $ 80,000 in cash. Throw me them. Then you Doug.
Sorry. But first, good morning. But we got never know your name yesterday.
Mr. Chow. Lesley Chow. Mr. Chow, nice. My name is Stu.
And we would like to see Doug before we give you money. To confirm --
- That he is okay. If it is okay?
Of course, Stu, it's okay.
You see, he feels good. Now you give me the money.
Otherwise I shoot him and all of you bastards. And we take everything. It is your choice.
Give him money, Stu.
All the money is there. Let him go.
Take it easy.
Is this a joke? Who the hell is this?
That is not Doug. What are you on?
It is he. No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow. But this is not our friend.
The Doug, we're looking for is white. I told you you had the wrong guy.
What the hell have you messed me up in, Alan? Do you know him?
Yes, it is he who sold them bad drugs. How is the situation?
I did not sell any bad drugs. Wait, it was he who sold Rohypnol to you?
Rohypnol? Who the hell cares?
Where is Doug? I'm Doug.
Your name is Doug? Yes, I'm Doug.
His name is also Doug. Classic confusion. Come on.
Hey Chow. You gave us wrong Doug. It is not my problem.
Never mind. Give back our $ 80,000. And take with him.
Take it easy. I can be your Doug. Yes, okay, I take him back.
Soon after you have sucked on them in this small Chinese balls.
It is dirty. How does that sound?
Bye, gay boys. Wait a second.
Do you have any ecstasy? No, I have no ecstasy.
Hell.
Hello? Hi, Tracy. It's Phil.
Phil, where the hell are you anywhere? I am losing it.
Thanks for the lift back to town.
I have a question for you. How did you end up in Chows car?
The crazy bastard kidnapped me yesterday. Okay, but why?
Why you? Because he thought I was with you -
- Because we hang out together at the Bellagio. What?
Were we at the Bellagio? Yes, we threw the dice. Will you not remember?
No, we do not remember for someone stupid drug dealers were selling Rohypnol and said --
- That it was ecstasy. Rohypnol, now you say Rohypnol again.
What the hell is Rohypnol? You must be the stupidest drug dealer.
Rohypnol, for you who want to know is known as the rape drug.
You sold Alan roofies. Shit. I must have mixed up the bags.
My bad, Alan. Fan Marshall will be mad at me now.
It's fun. The other day we wondered them why they called roofies.
You know what I talking about? No, I do not.
Why not floories? For when you take them, it is more likely to -
- You get on the floor than on the roof. How about groundies?
It is a good new name for them. Or RAPI?
Wait. What did you just say? RAPI.
Not you, but Doug. What did you before? I said groundies.
No before. You said: "You have more chance to fall on the floor than on ....."
Phil! Phil, hello?
Tracy, it's Stu. Stu, tell me. What is going on?
None. Do not listen to Phil. He is completely crazy. He is still full from yesterday.
Where is Doug? He is and pay for our delicious lunch.
And we must hurry if we are to catch up. Okay, see you soon. Bye.
Stu? I know where Doug is.
I do not know. It struck me only. Remember when we saw Doug mattress?
Yes. Because he had thrown out through the window.
No, it is impossible. You can not open windows on hotels in Las Vegas.
How did he do ... My God.
What is going on? Doug was trying to signal someone.
Damn. How did you get it? Doug made me realize.
Doug? Was not Doug, Doug black.
Hey, calm down with that shit. Sorry.
Can someone tell me where white is Doug? He is on the roof, Alan.
Exactly. He is on the roof. We must have taken him up on the roof --
- As a joke. Like the time at summer camp.
When we moved his sleeping bag down to the lake. What was funny. But it is not equal --
- Funny now that we forgot about him. You guys are fucking retarded. Do you know that?
Holy shit. Do you think he is still up there?
There is only one way to find out.
Doug! Where are you buddy?
Hey guys. He is here.
I found him, he is here.
He is okay. You are okay.
We have to go buddy. Come on.
We have been looking all over for you. He is alive.
What the hell is going on? We can explain everything, but right now must be --
- We go. Hey buddy, you all right?
No. It is not okay. You look good. You have been given color.
I am jealous. I 'm getting married today.
Yes, that's why you need to focus on everything we say for you are wasting little time right now.
Fucker. My skin.
Do not touch me! Shut up.
Everyone shut the fuck up. Few homes me.
But after that? You can not be serious.
Hell. All flights to L.A is booked. To Burbank then?
All are sold out. We can not drive there, the wedding begins on --
- Three and half hours. Alan, where is your car?
It is on its way. You know what? We can drive there. We can catch up.
Give me a second. We go without you.
He lacks a tooth? Yes.
Hello. Hello. Thank you for helping us yesterday, it was wonderful.
No problem. Hey, Jade ...
You do not say it. I understand completely. The wedding was stupid.
That was stupid, right?
It is yours. Thank you. I don t know how I could just give --
-my grandmother's ring annihilation to any I have just met.
What I thought? You were really drunk.
Obviously. But you took your own tooth.
Drug me without my tooth? Why, I took out my own tooth?
Alan made a bet that you were not sufficiently good dentist to pull out your own tooth.
Okay. Of course, he did it. But you won the bet.
Yes, obviously. It is victory, right there.
It must be down. It is good.
No, safety first. Alan, it is down, it's good.
No, I have to get it down first.
Destroy the car. Now you are destroying the car.
What are you doing next weekend? I do not know, working. Why?
I am considering to come back and take you to dinner or something.
Really? As a date? Yes, as a date.
But one I hope, I remember. Sounds good.
Stu, come on. Stu, come on.
I must go. Okay, bye. Bye.
Now we go.
The trip was at least not a total disaster. Why do you say that?
When I woke up on the roof. I found chips worth $ 80,000 in my pocket.
My God. Looks like we go home with money, guys.
Here he comes.
Hey, what about, Alan?
Watch.
Thank you very much.
Who the hell was that? It was my friend.
Sorry, but our GPS led us took a crazy road.
How does my hair look? Good.
Does it look like Phil? It is classic Phil.
She looks beautiful.
Where were you? Why are you so red?
It is a long history.
We are gathered here today the strength of love ...
All I know is that as long as we are married will I never again to expose you to something similar.
Can you forgive me?
Dad! Hey, buddy.
Excuse me, but I expect to see my husband at any time.
Very funny. Come here. How was your football game?
Stu, you can avoid me? Hi, Melissa.
My God. What happened to your tooth? Have you met Alan, Tracy's brother?
That is disgusting. Why rang you never come back?
It was a little problem. I called to the hotel in Napa.
They had no records to you even for check-in. It is so because we did not went to Napa.
Stu, what the hell is going on? We went to Las Vegas.
Really, Las Vegas? Why would you go to Las Vegas?
To my friend would get married and this is what guys do.
Really? It is not as you do! Really? Why did I say it?
Because I did it. Why did I? Sometimes I think that everything you want me to --
- Do whatever you want. I am tired of doing everything that you want.
I think that in a good relationship should be allowed to achieve what you want sometimes.
It is not how it works. Good, because what this does not work for me!
Really? Since when? Then you fucked that waiter at -
- Your cruise last summer. I thought it was a bartender.
Wow, you are right. I correct myself, it was a bartender. You fucked a bartender.
You are an idiot. You are .. just a bad person.
Even in the legs. Alan, do we dance?
It was nice to meet you. Fuck off.
I am considering to get a bartender - education.
Suck my dick! No, thanks.
Doug, this was a beautiful wedding. I give it six months.
You are an idiot. I do not know what to say.
Thanks for the bachelor party, I think. I just wish that we can -
- Remember any of it. Hey guys. Look what I found.
It is my camera. Yes, it was between the seats in the back seat.
Is that photo in it? Yes, some are worse than we thought.
Not a chance. Give it here. Wait.
We look at the pictures together once. And then we remove the evidence.
I think we should remove it now. Are you stupid?
I want to know why I went to the hospital. Is it?
Yes, it is. Guys, once. Agreed?
Yes!
My God.
Classic!
Hope you enjooyed the movie -sag